Where did that six inches come from?

Looking at an old photo we have on our bedroom shelf I noticed how thin I was 33 years ago. I had a 32 inch waist. All those years have taken their toll as I now have a comfortable 38 inch waist.

Oh woe is me. I must eat less and have less alcohol.

Fat Chance!

I remember this as if it was yesterday so at least the brain is still OK